The Other End of the Candle: Socializzle

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

You can learn so much on the Internet!

Out of the Mouths...

Michaela: (looking over my salad) "Mom, that goat cheese is gross... it's like a eating a little box of vomit."

THAT works wonders for the diet. Pass the chocolate...
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Jacob: (remarking on the synopsis of a Three Stooges show) "I don't think finding a wife in 24 hours is worth getting a fortune. Cuz before you know it, it'll be gone..."
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Michaela: (singing state capitals song...) Olympia Washington... Boise Idaho... Hannah Montana...

Me: (Yup... it's a natural blond.)

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In the shoe aisle at Target with daughter trying on new spring Sabbath shoes:

Me: Walk a little so I can see if these are going to work.

(daughter walks across carpet out of shoe department onto tile floor in menswear and back)

Michaela: Yeah - these sound good.

Me: And that, my daughter is what's really important - first a shoe must sound good on a hard floor, look good on the foot, and hopefully not pinch.

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Me: (to DH) I wish we'd started when they were littler... the "P" kids are respectful and considerate and obedient, they have servant's hearts and they know their place!

Jacob: (muttering as he walked through the room) Yeah...and it's probably in the basement ironing somebody else's clothes...

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